Cock on the Brain: Do You Got It?

A while ago, Jab, Trixie, her significant-personal-trailer-roommate fellow were watching the upstanding Nicholas Cage film The Rock. At the time the film came out, I recall being interested in it as a reflection of my father's interest in anything military/explosion/biological warfare related. I was trying to impress him. Though now as I've grasped reality and some common themes of what make movies "un-mockable", it's quite easy to use American macho flicks as the butt of many jokes. So we embarked on a MST3K like journey through watching the movie.

Though most jokes ended up being about dick.

Many of mine and Trixie's jokes were about some unbelievably good fellatio. I guess we'd like to think we give it, but we aren't sure. Well she's sure. She's received ovations (yes, in the actual meaning of the word, not with semen). I am a little less sure of my skills, however.

After leaving, Jab commented that Trixie and I talked more about dong than any other women he'd ever known. I guess I'd never thought about that. I just joked about that which I felt I didn't have power over, but wanted to. Yes, this is a self-deprecating thing again.

He said that he didn't know any males that talked about vagina in the same disposable manner that Trixie and I talked about penises.

I'm guessing this is because we greatly detest the abundance of times we've been treated as disposable. It's the only way to cope with it.

Jab is a very open minded fellow. I'm not saying that this discussion was at all double standard. I don't think that at all. I think I had somehow considered myself an elite female that was willing to make dick jokes. I don't know why the fuck that makes me special, it doesn't.

I had never pondered this either. Is this strange? All females I know are willing to speak of the male genitals in a frank and deconstructive manner. Do you?

Obviously this question is unanswered. How do you talk about phalluses? Do you? At all?

Hey Amnesty international, you can thank me for the free advertising later.