Note: this is not the reason I changed the sub title of my blog to be "sexonomics". This was purely borne from a conversation I just had with Jab's best friend whilst walking to the gas station to purchase beverages. Enjoy.
Tell your friends to read this and consequently mock me.
Have you ever dumped someone via text?
Who is Asta Charles?
Asta Charles
Los Angeles, CA, United States
I am a comedic writer providing social commentary on dating, communication, and anything alcohol related. Any transplated life in LA is a frighteningly sordid thing, it's best to just make a mess of it.
You may also want to visit my MySpace page: MySpace.com/Asta_Charles.
Booze Baiting: Buying shots of awful alcohol for individuals to test their desperation for getting drunk for free.
Booze Baiting: Buying shots of awful alcohol for individuals to test their desperation for getting drunk for free.
Booze Baiting: Buying shots of awful alcohol for individuals to test their desperation for getting drunk for free.
Cherry: One of my longest running and greatest pals. She's seen some of my worst behavior.
Herpousy: The idea that jealousy is like herpes. It flares up whenever provoked by a romantic stressor.
Popping A Lube: The female equivalent of a spontaneous erection.
Rape-Making-Out: When one partner grabs the other's face, with force, and starts making out with them.
Retarded Optimism: My ability to see the good only in people that I've known for less than five minutes. Usually results in pointless sex and bad friendships.
The Aphrodesiac of Hope: When women become interested in men solely for the promise of what they will offer or what they will be. It's the hottest yet stupidest thing ever.
The Paradox of Sexual Monotony: Would you rather be single and lonely, or married and bored?
The Shitstorm of Hope: When a female begins to think if she sleeps with a fellow, she runs the risk of never seeing him again, but believes that risk is smaller than it really is. Generally results in sex, girl never speaks to guy ever again.
The Tranny Bar Test: Take a date to a tranny bar to see how comfortable he is in a potentially sexually and socially threatening environment.
The UNC Paradox: If you have multiple sexual partners in one night, the number will reach a point of diminishing returns and you will need to shower.
The Vulnerability Possibility: When men find themselves more attracted to women that are scantily clad, thusly leading to easier access to the naughty bits.
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